Lamson AMES is so important, I can’t wait to finish the product demo before telling people about it. The entire economy, and especially the advertising industry desperately needs Lamson AMES now, before another major economic collapse destroys the world.
Television is a fantastic marketing medium which has shaped the global market for nearly everything. Without television and its ability to practically force a viewer to watch a commercial, corporations wouldn’t have all the wealth and riches they have today.
The Internet needs a new television, so we can get back to the business of making money the way we’ve always made money, by forcing you to watch commercials.
Lamson AMES will turn a viewer’s Inbox into that television by forcing them to read every email in order, from start to finish, and making them stop at approved “marketing messages” for 30 seconds or more (depending on compensation). In addition to making them read these important emails, Lamson AMES will also provide marketing companies with full “packaged web application messages” that will contain the full capabilities of their web applications, neatly packaged into a single email message for the user to experience.
That’s right, with Lamson AMES advertising agencies can finally use your Inbox the way they already think it works: like a TV.
Yes, Lamson AMES packages will support everything that any Python web framework and existing browsers support. You’ll get JavaScript, Python, HTML, CSS, perfect rendering and the ability to set any cookies and inspect anything on the viewer’s computer.
With Lamson AMES’s cutting edge best of breed technologies, you’ll be able to use a viewer’s computer like your own personal “cloud” for 30 seconds. You can create a complete Flash advertising experience that uses up all their available CPU, send as many tracking cookies as you need over their net connection, and scan for competing advertising to remove.
It’s important that in a good capitalist economy there be no regulations so that the best corporation can become the primary monopoly. Lamson AMES will remove all those pesky restrictions that keep you from becoming that monopoly.
No, unfortunately, Ruby does not have a good enough garbage collector, virtual machine, object system, code base, security track record, development team, or email support to work as a Lamson AMES target.
Once one of the 17 Ruby virtual machines is adopted by Matz in 2039 we’ll be able to provide support for Ruby as a target in Lamson AMES.
However, I’m sure if Lamson AMES proves to be lucrative, DHH will claim he invented it and implement it incorrectly by renaming it Lamsons AMESes.
For the wealthier viewers who don’t want this style of reading email, we’ll provide Lamson AMES High Independence Technology. These viewers will pay a subscription fee to receive their email without commercials, except for 15 minutes between each hour of shows, and when there’s no email in their inbox. With Lamson AMES HIT advertising agencies can still make money on those people who don’t want advertising, while forcing the poor to watch anything that they’ll spend their very little money on.
President Obama has an obligation to the five companies representing the advertising industry to save them from their inability to grasp how the Internet works. It is entirely unfair that they should have to learn about a new medium and adapt their business practices to understanding it.
Instead, The President will have to bailout advertising just as he has done for banks, cars, real estate, hedge funds, insurance, Goldman Sachs, and soon news papers.
Rather than ask for a handout, we believe that the advertising industry could lobby congress and The President to make all email clients implement Lamson AMES. The benefits to the economy would be tremendous, and since everyone already understands how TV works, it won’t be that large of a change.
Obama is more likely to implement Lamson AMES if it isn’t really a change.
If you’re interested in Lamson AMES then you can watch me develop it at the Lamson Project Blog where I announced Lamson 1.0pre2 with fancy new HTML support. If you can’t wait for Lamson AMES, you can start by using Lamson’s HTML support to treat all those viewers the way they should be treated.